英语幽默段子(带翻译)（英语幽默短笑话带翻译）

1. Boy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

男孩：这个座位是空的么？

女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。

2. Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

Tom: Every month.

爸爸：告诉我汤姆，哪个月有28天呢？ 汤姆：每个月都有啊！

3. A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!" "No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"

巡警发现一名妇女边开车边织毛衣，便开车上前，说："靠边停车(套头衫)！" "不，" 她回答，"是一双袜子！"

4. Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.

Customer: Good gracious! In a year? Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.

手相大师：你手上的生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。

顾客：天哪，一年后？手相大师：是的，可是我不能说是哪一年。

5. Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

girl: "It's in the phone book." Boy: "But I don't know your name." girl: "That's in the phone book too."

男：我想给你打电话。你的电话号码是多少？女：在电话本上呢。男：可是我不知道你的名字呀。女：也在电话本上呢。

A horse gallops at 100 kilometers per hour, and the shadow of the horse falls on the ground. What is the speed of the shadow?

1：you broke my heart into pieces. 你令我心都碎了。

2：i love you not because of who you are, but because of who i am when i am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

3：distancemakestheheartsgrowfonder.距离使两颗心靠得更近。

4：every day may not be good...but there's something good in every day. 并不是每一天都是好日子，但每一天一定会有些好事会发生。

5：you know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。